Zombie Love: The Do's, Don'ts, and It Depends of Undead Dating by Jeff Busch
"Zombie Love" is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife. Just because you're a reanimated corpse doesn't mean you can't fall in love - as this hilarious dating guide parody proves. Dating is tough, but hooking up when you're un-dead can be a nightmare. It's hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, you'll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? What's the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities? It is filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts and more.