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Confessions of a Dork Lord Mike Johnston

Confessions of a Dork Lord By Mike Johnston

Confessions of a Dork Lord by Mike Johnston


Summary

Despicable Me meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid in this hilarious illustrated adventure that follows a hapless warlock-in-training as he struggles to live up to his great and terrible destiny.

Confessions of a Dork Lord Summary

Confessions of a Dork Lord by Mike Johnston

Meet Wick. He's the son of the Dark Lord, heir to the throne of black and broken glass, and next in line to be the leader of the Grim World. Too bad he's stuck in Remedial Spell Casting (he can barely even cast the fart-revealer spell), he's allergic to fire and brimstone, and the bullies at school insist on calling him Dork Lord. Full of humour, hijinks, and lively illustrations, Confessions of a Dork Lord follows Wick through the pages of his journal as he comes up with a genius plan to defeat his foes, achieve greatness... and survive Middle Ages School.

Confessions of a Dork Lord Reviews

Vomiting frost giants, dragons with literal dragon breath (phew!), and a toilet in the sky. I loved every stinky page and your kid will too! -Melissa de la Cruz, bestselling author of the Descendants series

It's not easy being bad. But this book will give you a head start. -Pseudonymous Bosch, bestselling author of the Secret series

Hilarious! Confessions of a Dork Lord is not to be missed! It is very rare to find a totally original book, stuffed with great characters, wrapped in a thrilling storyline. Fantasy fans will love it. Non-fantasy fans will be converted. -Eoin Colfer, bestselling author of the Artemis Fowl series

Wick is who Harry Potter would be if Harry Potter were a real kid, and that's the appeal. -NPR

Crowd-pleasing. -Booklist

Entertaining. -Publishers Weekly

Johnston offers up plenty of wordplay, bathroom humor, spells, and silliness. -BCCB

About Mike Johnston

As a child and a teen, Michael Johnston was an avid reader of science fiction and fantasy. And when he wasn't reading, he was busy playing Dungeons and Dragons, which is basically still a lot of reading. He was the original Dork Lord, but was not yet ready to embrace that fate. Instead, he studied architecture and ancient history and worked as an architect in New York City and Los Angeles, but he never gave up on his dream of writing a book about a young Dark Lord. Confessions of a Dork Lord is his first novel for children. He lives with his wife and daughter in Los Angeles.

Marta Altes is the author and illustrator of many books for children, including the picture books My Grandpa, Little Monkey, and Five More Minutes. She received her MA in children's book illustration at the Cambridge School of Art, and she lives in London. Learn more at marta-altes.com or follow her on Instagram @martaltes

Additional information

GOR013315258
9781524740818
1524740810
Confessions of a Dork Lord by Mike Johnston
Used - Very Good
Hardback
Penguin Putnam Inc
20200128
352
N/A
Book picture is for illustrative purposes only, actual binding, cover or edition may vary.
This is a used book - there is no escaping the fact it has been read by someone else and it will show signs of wear and previous use. Overall we expect it to be in very good condition, but if you are not entirely satisfied please get in touch with us

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