A nameless narrator meets a sexy boy on a Vauxhall night out, who introduces him to G's pleasures; a club night poster boy gets taken to Old Mother Meth's place by a porn star; Fag Hag Cath is finding the chillouts have become more about the sex; Daniel is a sexual health worker who does community outreach in the saunas; and Rob's snorting mephedrone off a framed photograph of his parents' 25th wedding anniversary.