Smarties Why the World is Wonky by Richard Robinson
Presenting answers to all sorts of incredibly silly questions, this volume is designed for every curious child. For example, did you ever wonder why: the toast always lands butter side down?; the world never stops spinning?; however many socks you have, there is always one left over?; plastic carrier bags give out at exactly the wrong moment?; the other queue moves faster than the one that you chose?; the paving slab squirts you?; and cats land on their feet? The volume is illustrated with cartoons throughout.