Rita fell down the stairs at twenty-two minutes past midnight.'

Robin Cooper, author of The Timewaster Letters, turns his hand to diary writing in this hilarious new novel.

The year starts badly for Robin, who is fired for writing too many letters on company time, and for his wife Rita, who sprains her ankle (yet again). But Robin has a cunning plan - his marrying of the crossword and Sudoku into his devilish 'crossoku' - which might just make their fortune...