Exams are over, love is in the air and Janet's summer is already down the pan. Not only has the Mad Cow (her mother) got a new, right-on boyfriend with two daughters from hell, but she is expecting Janet to get a summer job! Add to that a lovesick dad, a best friend going gooey over a gorgeous Australian and a suffering pregnant lesbian aunt and you'd have enough to send anyone into orbit. Welcome to Janet's planet...