When Bonnie discovers that her best friend's somehow got involved with a weird cult somewhere in the Wilds of Scotland, she knows she's got to try to talk her out of it, even if that means an epic road trip up the M1, Rich in tow. Rich doesn't think the idea's too fantastic, especially when he discovers that Bonnie's high-maintenance weirdo mum, Tigger, is close behind, together with the best friend's mum, and he has to put up with Bonnie's driving. What is it about having a girlfriend? Why do they come with so much baggage? Rich is beginning to mourn for his days of tortured lust from a distance...