Some people screw up their faces And let their farts out bit by bit Some people hope that they'll creep back inside But it's great fun to just let them rip This selection of Purple Ronnie's favourite poems offers important and meaningful thoughts on the subject of life. It is crammed full of thoughts on bottom burps and will prove invaluable to any reader whose bottom burps, or who knows someone else whose bottom does. It also includes poems on men, women, sport and all other aspects of life.